Two Feet of Piss and Vinegar
guys
guys
when he picked me up for our date last night he brought me a bouquet
of mountain dew
I’m keeping him

guys

guys

when he picked me up for our date last night he brought me a bouquet

of mountain dew

I’m keeping him

  1. zillavanilla said: You have found the manliest of men. Never let him go. You’re a lucky duck.
  2. slipfallanddie said: You better keep him.
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